It hasn’t exactly been the… smoothest… of years around here, so I’m feeling like you might need to step it up a notch this Christmas. In keeping with that theory, here’s a few ideas on what I’m hoping to find under the tree this year.
-Saddle Back Cay, a lovely island in the Caribbeans, currently retailing for around 13 million dollars. I’d even let you come visit occasionally. You could bring Mrs. Clause, we could double.
-The new Fiat 500 in yellow. It’s just so… zippy. Vroom.
-A personal Slurpee machine. It’s going to be hot on that tropical island. Slurpees will be a necessity.
So, Santa, if you could just tuck those away for me, I’d appreciate it.
-hugs & kisses, kate